Blame Toad. He's the one who mad this gargantuan survey. Took me two days, I had to take a break. Excuse the mild pervertedness.

1) What is your username: The-Great-Figgy
2) Are you a subscriber: No
3) If not, why the poopin’ hell not: Do I look like I'm a bank?
4) What’s your REAL first name: Phillip.
5) Which country do you live in: Canada
6) Gender: *checks* I'm led to believe the answer would be "female"
7) Birthday: Never?
8) Star sign: Gemini?
9) Your favourite colour: Asparagus.
10) Why on Earth is that your fav colour: It makes your pee stink? . . .
11) Favourite food: Poutine
12) WHYYY!???: All that cheese and gravy and fries . . . om nom nom
13) Do you use the name ‘Bob’ a lot: occasionally
14) Do you say ‘I like cheese/pie’ but actually don’t: I adore both. Watchu talkin bout?
15) If so, why: Because they are delicious.
16) Do you think you’re ‘strange’: Do I need to answer?
17) Are you proud of it: absolutely.
18) What time is it, according to your computer: 10:56 in the PM
19) Are you sure: Yuh.
20) You’re not just going insane, then: Well, that's a different matter.
21) That’s really the time, are you sure: OMG IT CHANGED. OMG.
22) What’s your favourite game: ff12
23) What’s your favourite freeware game: wassat?
24) What’s your favourite game: YOU ALREADY ASKED THAT FOO'!
25) Did you notice I asked that question twice: refer to question 24.
26) Did it frustrate you: Yes. I have anger problems.
27) Chicken: Cow.
28) What’s your favourite animal: Fapfap interuptus. LOL
29) Do you like anime/manga: Only a few
30) If yes, what’s your favourite: Blame! or Lain
31) If no, you’re one of the 5% of deviantART that don’t, are you proud: :B
32) Preferred genre of music: That rockesque stuff
33) Favourite band: Radiohead or Modest Mouse
34) Sexuality: Anything I can get?
35) Do you think that was a bit too personal: Aboslutely not.
36) Do you want a potato: I already have one. >:C
37) Do you have a PS2: Yuh
38) Do you have a Gamecube:Nuh
39) Which do you prefer: PS2?
40) Do you have a PS3: Nuh
41) Do you have a Wii: Nuh
42) Which do you prefer: Your mom
43) Do you have a DS: Nuh
44) Do you have a PSP: Nuh
45) Which do you prefer: To go play outside
46) Do you smoke: Nuh
47) Why: It stinks
48) What’s the colour of your hair: Brownesque
49) Do you like it: Mebe
50) What’s your eye colour: Depends of the light? Most times green, sometimes blue, mebe yellow.
51) Who are your best offline friends: Those ones. Yuh.
52) Who are your best online friends: I don't got that many. :B
53) Do you have long or short hair: Long and frizzy
54) Do you like people with long or short hair: Does it matter?
55) Pets: three cats, a dog, a rabbit, bunch of fish tanks.
56) Do you prefer cats or dogs: I love em both. <3
57) Do you like to shop for clothes: Occasionally
58) Do you like to shop for games: Rarely
59) Do you like to shop for merchandise: Nuh
60) Does anyone, including yourself, put you into a stereotypical group: Is there a group for me?
61) Which one: none of em.
62) Do you hate/love/like/dislike/want to kill chavs: wassa chavs?
63) Do you hate/love/like/dislike/want to kill emos: Kick em in the neck
64) Do you hate/love/like/dislike/want to kill Goths: Kick em not in the neck, dey got spikey collars.
65) Do you hate/love/like/dislike/want to kill pie: eat plz.
66) How do you plan to kill this pie: Eating it.
67) Where do you go to chill out and relax: Relax? . . .
68) Where do you go to have fun: Pfft where do you have fun out here? El centro? Lol culturally challenged pizza shop
69) And who with: Kayla
70) How often are you online: Everydayesque
71) How often are you online deviantART: Whenever I'm online
72) What time is it according to your computer: 11:07
73) Have I wasted loads of your time: Absolutely
74) Does it make you angry: Yuh. Watch your back.
75) What’s your favourite place in the world and why: No where particulairilly.
76) Does anyone resemble you to a celebrity: Nuuuuu
77) Do you fancy/find anyone attractive: Nuh. I'm an ameoba.
78) ZOMG, GOSSIP! Who: No one foo'. I breed with myself.
79) Have you kissed anyone before: Your mom.
80) Oh, I forgot, how old are you: 76
81) Have you ever watched BFG: Yuh
82) Did you like it, I didn’t: I can't remember D:
83) Do you like Kingdom Hearts and/or Final Fantasy: FF fer sure
84) Have you ever watched Pan’s Labyrinth: Pffft no
85) If not, why the hell not: I ain't wathin that
86) What was the last song you listened to: Lives by modest mouse
87) Ever being to a concert: hmm 1
88) Where do you want to be right now: Bed soon.
89) How often are you on your mobile: Not often. Wait a mobile is a cell right?
90) Wait, do you even have a mobile: Yuh. Is white.
91) Do you like Drama: Not particulairily. Although I am quite dramatic.
92) Are you usually positive or negative: Unsure.
93) Do you have a % sign in your sig: Nuh.
94) What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever heard: Kayla tells me it's . . . penis vagina hole?
95) Do you believe in Santa: Yuuuuh.
96) Do you believe in potatoes: Duh. Wadaya think Joe is.
97) If you said no, do you still think you’re sane: I said yes, but I still don't think I'm sane.
98) If you said yes, YOU ARE WRONG: Well I said no.
99) Pie: Cow.
100) Can you swim: Like a porpus.
101) GAME or GameStation: THE LAST GAME STORE. In caps.
102) Have you ever played Cave Story (Doukutsu Monogatari): Nuuuuh?
103) What’s the time NOW: 9:41 pm. LOL it took me two days.
104) Ha, ha: Your face.
105) ?: FALCON PUNCH
106) $: Yeah, I'd falcon punch someone for money.
107) J: Why are you so happy about it?
108) Do you know ~Toadsanime : Yuh. Intarweb style.
109) Had enough of me now: Absolutely. Never speak to me again.
110) Should I end this: Mebe.
111) Okies, done: D: I THOUGH WE HAD SOMETHING, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME MR.SURVEY? *cut**cut*

Tl;Dr: I'm a 72 year old woman named Phillip who enjoys the effect asparagus has on my urine.

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